Stay away from my fiends!
  • Shelby: I want to tell you guys a story.
  • Dan: Go ahead.
  • Shelby: No, I can't. So there was this girl--
  • Everyone: Hahaha what? You can't? But you are now?
  • Shelby: What? This girl at camp put spray cheese in her vagina.
  • omg i just died